I have gotten some interesting phone calls in the last few months and some of them have left me thinking “what the hell?” but I guess it comes with the territory in this business
This guy called a day after I put an ad on craigslist for therapeutic massage, there was a picture of me on the massage table, I was completely dressed. I pulled the ad after the call, I am done with craigslist.
Him: ”hi, I saw your ad and would like to see you. Is that really you in the picture?”
Me: ”yes, it’s me in the picture, do you want to make an appointment?”
Him: ”some girls use pictures of other people, do you have more pictures to send?”
Me: click
HE CALLS RIGHT BACK
Him: “Did you hang up? I think the call got dropped”
Me: “oh”
Him: “your picture looks very nice, I’d like to see more, do you have more to share?”
Me: “are you calling to make an appointment or not, you are wasting my time”
Him: “oh, ok, have a good day”
I received a call from this guy one evening after I placed a new ad on backpage.
Him: “hi, I am calling about your ad. How tall are you”
Me: “um, 5’7”
Him: “ oooh, I love tall women”
Me: “um, ok”
Him: “can I massage you as well”
Me: “sorry, I don’t offer mutual massage”
Him: “oh, that’s too bad, what if I pay you $200 and just massage you”
Me: “no, thanks”
LONG PAUSE
Him: “come on, I’ll pay $200”
Me: “thanks for your interest but I don’t do that. Have a good day” click
I received this call last week from a backpage ad. I have mostly been posting on backpage but I am planning to move away from that as well.
Him: “hi, I saw your ad and would like to see you. Wanted to see what you charge and where you are located?”
Me: “what type of massage are you looking for?”
Him: ”sensual, does that came with a happy ending?”
Me: “yes”
I get this question all the time and I really need to stop answering this by phone. EVERYONE wants a sensual massage I really don’t need to ask this.
Him: “ do you massage topless?”
Me: “no, I do not. Do you still want that appt.?”
Him: “ I guess, where are you located?”
Me: “ street address”
Him: ” so you don’t work topless?”
Me: “it sounds to me like you are looking for services I don’t offer and you might want to call someone else”
Him: “I was hoping I would be able to cum on your boobs”
Me: ”nope, wrong person” click
I hate the overly friendly guys, they usually take that familiarity act too far in person as well. Another caller from backpage
Him: “ hi sweetheart! Are you available?
Me: trying to figure out if I know this guy “hi”
Him: “can you see me in about an hour?”
Me: “I should be able to, what type of massage are you looking for?”
Him: “sensual, sweatheart. Can I touch you also?”
Me: “no, I don’t offer that”
Him: “oh, well let me call you back then”
Right, like that’s happening.
This guy called from an ad on craigslist about 2 months ago. My ads state that I do not answer blocked or restricted numbers. He called several times from a restricted number and I kept rejecting the calls. Eventually it went to voicemail and he left a message begging me to pick up because he was calling from his work phone. So I did the next time he called but I shouldn’t have bothered.
Him: ”thank you for taking the call, I am using my work phone so I have to be careful”
He sounded kind of “off” but who am I to judge?
Me: “yes, I usually will not take restricted calls”
Him: “ I saw your ad and want to make an appt.”
Me: “ok, when would you like the appt.?”
Him: “are you by yourself?”
Me: “what do you mean?”
Him: “I don’t like other people around”
Me: “I work at home but I work by myself”
Him: “ oh good, I don’t like when others are there”
Me: “ ok”
Him: “ I just need to make sure it’s just you”
Me: “ yes, I work by myself
Him: “how late do you work?”
Me: “ I work from 10am to 7pm”
Him: “can I see you at 4:30?” it was already past 4:30
Me: “so you want an appt. for 4:30pm tomorrow?”
Him: “ I go to work very early, can I see you in the morning?”
Me: “what time in the morning?”
Him: “4:30”
Me: “ I am not available until 10am”
Him: “ can I come over at 4:30?’”
Me: “ um, I think you should probably find someone else. I am not sure I am the right one for you”
Him: “well, I will call you back tomorrow then”
Me: “no, there is no need for you to call me back. Goodbye”
Him: “I will call tomorrow”
Me: “no, you won’t. goodbye.” click
8 comments:
Welcome to the marketplace of the weird.
LP, I would like your feedback about something you have talked about before. In a previous post, you said "Unless she indicates that it is ok if you touch her, it usually isn't welcomed and you will not be thought of very fondly. We like the guys who recognize that some of us have boundaries."
I have had sensual massages and when it comes time for the happy ending part, I will put my hand on the masseuse' arm or her side -- just to have some kind of touch, not in any way groping or erotic. I tried it without doing that and it felt like the loneliest thing in the world, to be touched in such an intimate way without responding with some kind of touch at the same time. I really want to know if that kind of touch by a client would creep you out, if the client was respectful, etc. I really want to know, because it is very important to me to respect the masseuse' boundaries.
Joe,
I understand the need to want to reach out and touch the person who is touching you in an intimate way, I think that is a perfectly "normal" reaction. I really don't think your masseuse would mind if you touch her arm or her side at that moment. In this business a client is either a pig or a gentleman and the pigs attempt to treat the masseuse like a blow-up doll and unless she is into that, it's not ok. It's the guys who grab me like "we" are having an intimate moment that irks me. I do not want to be touched intimately by someone who is paying me for a service because that makes it feel more personal and I really don't want that type of connection with a client. It isn't about lacking self control either, because most of the clients I really wouldn't have anything to do with them in any other situation.
November brought too many grabby guys to the point where I told everyone that I don't allow any type of touch at all. I probably lost clients for that but I needed to regain some control over what was happening. I have taken some time off and I will start back sometime in the new year with some changes. Continue to treat your masseuse with respect and you should be fine.
Thank you for your thoughts. And I hope you had a Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!
Thanks Joe,
Happy Holidays to you as well and hope you have a great New Year. Also, I hope you meet a really nice lady soon because you seem different from most of the guys using these services so get out there :-)
LP,
Thanks for the encouragement! :)
I'm ambivalent, but working on it. Like you, I have reasons that give me pause. Also have some kids to finish raising. I'll be done with that in a couple of years or so and may feel free to devote more energy to having an actual relationship then. One never knows.
I could write more about this, but a public posting like this wouldn't be the place.
I completely understand how things can get complicated when you have kids and try to have a personal life as well. "They" say that men get better with age so you should be fine when you are ready to get back out there.
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