Ok, this guy has been to see me twice and I can't figure out if he smells bad from BO or from not wiping after a BM, either way he stinks. I saw him for the first time about 3 weeks ago, he wanted a 30 minutes massage. I didn't initially smell him until I got close enough to start the massage. That first time I thought maybe he didn't get a chance to go take a shower after working (in a sewer) or something. The smell was tolerable and besides, he only wanted a half hour massage. I usually ask the guys to turn over so I can work on their front and they eagerly do so. This guy got on all fours instead and stuck his butt out and I am thinking, "this is different" but I go with it and he is getting very excited and then yells "stop, stop!" I immediately stop and ask if he is hurt and he says no it just felt really good and he is rubbing himself but apparently does not want an ending. That was an odd session.
About a week later he calls again for another 30 minute appointment, I agree to see him that afternoon. This time, the smell is apparent before I even get close to him and I do think it is a combination of BO and unwashed arse. I can't even pretend to put a smile on my face because the smell is so powerful and I attempt to hold my breath as I start working on him. I am using fingertips only and keeping my distance from him and mentally noting that I will not be taking any more calls from him. He decides that he wants to turn over and when he does I see a wart on his lower pelvis area and I knew that if he wasn't already going on my "avoid list" he would be after this. I am still barely touching him and I guess I was moving too slow for him so he grabs his junk and gives it a couple of swift tugs and he gave himself a happy ending and says "thanks, that was good." I am standing there trying to not look at the wart on his stomach and trying to decide whether to throw out the sheets that he is on or wash them separately from the rest of the laundry load.
After he leaves, I make a mental note that I will include having good hygiene in my new ads and I am seriously considering wearing gloves from now on. Some guys might enjoy it....
2 comments:
As someone who gets sensual massages from time to time, I note that most of the masseuses I have seen have shower facilities.
Mike
As a provider I would refuse to massage this slob and throw him out. Keep the money too...
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